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NATIONALIST PARTY VICTORY IN UTA PARLIAMENT

The Nationalist Party of Mallorca just passed numerous bills and stood unmatched in policy debates.

By nijepavle October 18, 2025 2-min read
The Nationalist Party of Mallorca led by President NijePavle and Vice-President MiniNormal just made historic policy within the UTA parliament. 2/3 proposed Mallorcan legislation got accepted as well as UTA Economists proposing a bill that aligns with NPM policy. Technocracy Bill - the NPM proposed bill has just been accepted, this bill removes government corruption and makes only competent people get government positions. Banning Indecent Language, Skins and more - the NPM proposed bill has just been accepted, this bill allows the UTA police to imprison any indecent people on the server. 0% Interest Loans - the NPM proposed bill has been narrowly rejected, this bill would give 0% interest loans to towns that are struggling with upkeep. Although the UTA government has unofficially given these loans many times in the past, the parliament has decided by a vote of 5-4 that it shouldn't be passed. 5000 USD aid payments to towns for expanding chunk claims - the NPM aligned bill has been accepted. This bill would give these 5000 USD to towns expanding claims which directly fits NPM policy of reclaiming old towns and reconstructing them just like the NPM did in Mallorca after the violent Anarcho-Capitalist regime fell. After the votes the parliament was tasked with challenging NPM ideals after NPM laid out one of their policies. All of the people within the parliament agreed with Mallorcan policy and didn't give any counter arguments. There were attempts to stir up conflict between the Neutrality Party and the Nationalist Party of Mallorca but this unnatural conflict was stopped due to the parties agreeing on most key policy. Near the end of the parliament Twoerr stormed the parliament killing many people - another attempt at an attack on the UTA. This situation is caused by a weak UTA parliament that the NPM is trying to strengthen. Trump fought Twoerr and bravely neutralized the threat. In the end all of the session, party members took a picture where NijePavle is above all of them signaling NPMs historic rise to power.

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